Farm Weird Tee
The Farm Weird Tee celebrates the rebels who refuse to farm like everyone else. Made with 100% organic cotton, it’s soft, durable, and built to handle long days in the pasture, the shop, or the town square.
The bold back print features the Regenaissance bison (our emblem of strength, renewal, and resistance) standing proud over our name. Because regeneration doesn’t happen through conformity, it happens when we question the playbook, break the rules, and plant new ones.
Every tee fuels The Regenaissance — independent reporting, farmer storytelling, and a movement that’s redefining what “normal” means in agriculture.
Details:
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100% combed, ring-spun cotton (soft yet durable)
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Classic unisex fit (true to size)
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Double-stitched for lasting wear
When you wear this, you’re representing rebellion with purpose — a belief that farming should nourish people, not profit sheets. So go ahead: Farm Weird. Feed the People.
Organic Cotton (Our Choice)
100% certified organic cotton, grown without toxic chemicals or GMOs. Naturally soft with a lived-in comfort, but also gentler on your skin and the planet. Lower-impact farming means less water, healthier soils, and a shirt that feels as good ethically as it does physically.
Conventional Cotton (The Alternative)
Traditional cotton, often grown with synthetic fertilizers and pesticides. Soft and breathable, but less eco-friendly in its cultivation and water use. A familiar staple for everyday wear at an affordable price.
It's Okay To Farm Weird
For the ones with a little dirt under your nails and a lot of pride in your plate. Whether you’re walking the farmers market or fixing fence line, here’s how Rebels wear Farm Weird:
Getting the right fit isn't just about comfort (though that's pretty damn important when you're out there fighting for food freedom). It's about feeling confident and ready to spread the message of regenerative ag.
Size Guide:
| Size | Length (inches) | Width (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16.5 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 19.5 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 23.5 |
| XXL | 32 | 25.5 |
Here's How to Nail Your Measurements:
- Chest: Wrap that measuring tape around the fullest part. You know, where your heart beats for real food.
- Length: Measure from the top of your shoulder down to where you want the shirt to hit. We like ours to fall just below the belt - perfect for tucking into those regeneratively-grazed jeans or letting it flow free.
Between sizes? Size up. We're all about abundance here - just like nature intended. Plus, these bad boys are pre-shrunk, but like any good relationship with your farmer, they might need a little breaking in.
Keeping Your Shirt Fresh? Refreshingly simple - machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and iron to preserve the natural character of the cotton, allowing your shirt to age with the same grace as the American grasslands.
Our caps come in one adaptable size that fits most (circumference 6 7/8" to 7 5/8"), with an adjustable back that lets you customize your fit as easily as a farmer adapts to the seasons.
HAT MEASUREMENTS:
- Crown Height: 3.5"
- Brim Length: 2.75"
- Circumference: Adjustable from 21.5" to 23.8"
STYLE DIFFERENCES:
- Dad Caps: Soft, unstructured crown with a pre-curved visor and adjustable back strap
- Trucker Hats: Structured front panel with breathable mesh back and snapback closure
FINDING YOUR PERFECT FIT: Between fits? Here's how each style sits:
- Dad Caps: A relaxed, low-profile fit that sits close to your head
- Trucker Hats: A classic, structured fit that sits slightly higher
Keeping Your Hats Fresh? Refreshingly simple - machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the bleach to preserve the natural character of the cotton, allowing your hats to age with the same grace as the American grasslands.
Like the regenerative movement itself, our hats welcome everyone who believes in a healthier tomorrow. Each cap is designed to become a comfortable, cherished part of your journey toward better health and stronger communities.
Remember, like building healthy soil, breaking in your new cap takes a little time. Let it adapt naturally to you - it'll get better with every sunrise, just like the movement we're building together.
Just like knowing your farmer, knowing your size makes all the difference. Here's how our sizes stack up:
Size Guide:
| Size | Waist | Outseam | Inseam |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 in. | 15 1/4 in. | 4 3/4 in. |
| M | 30 in. | 16 in. | 5 in. |
| L | 32 in. | 16 3/4 in. | 5 1/4 in. |
| XL | 34 in. | 17 1/2 in. | 5 1/2 in. |
How to Nail Your Measurements:
- Waist: Wrap that measuring tape around your natural waistline - you know, where those farm-fresh eggs settle after a good breakfast.
- Hip: Measure the fullest part of your hips, because like a diverse ecosystem, we want everything in perfect balance.
- Inseam: Measure from your inner thigh down to where you want the shorts to hit. We like ours right at the knee - perfect for everything from farmers' market runs to backyard chicken chasing.
Keeping Your Shorts Fresh? Refreshingly simple - machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and iron to preserve the natural character of the cotton, allowing your shorts to age with the same grace as the American grasslands.
The Regenaissance Movement
The Bison Truth
The bison is nature's ultimate regenerator, rebuilding soil and restoring grasslands with every step. Our bison logo advocates:
- The power of regenerative grazing to heal our land
- A return to nature's time-tested wisdom
- The connection between healthy soil and healthy humans
The Sustainability Myth
What they call "sustainable" in modern agriculture is destroying our soil, our health, and our communities:
- The myth that industrial agriculture feeds the world
- How factory farming destroys topsoil and nutrient density
- Why disconnected food systems are killing our communities and our health
The Regenerative Revolution
By wearing this tee you're joining a movement & saying "hell yeah" to:
- Supporting regenerative farming practices that heal the earth
- Building direct relationships with local farmers and ranchers.
- Challenging the industrial food system's destructive practices
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