Women's Regenaissance Longhorn Shorts

Name: Women's Regenaissance Longhorn Shorts
Brand: Los Angeles Apparel
SKU: 70912402751388
Price: 45.00 USD
Availability: InStock

$45.00

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Comfier Than A Highland Cow Hug

Crafted From Quality Materials

Designed 100% In America

Guaranteed Conversation Starter

Champion regenerative grazing! Let the longhorn lead the way.

Our Women's Regenaissance Longhorn Shorts aren't just comfortable gear - they're a bold statement of your commitment to holistic grazing and land restoration. Every time you rock these shorts, you're standing with the ranchers who are bringing life back to our grasslands through the power of grazing animals.

Crafted from 100% American-made cotton and featuring our iconic longhorn logo, these conversation starters let you wear your support for regenerative agriculture with pride. With a modern fit, elastic waistband, and drawstring, you'll stay stylish and ready while you're out there changing the game.

Ready to fight for better land management? Grab your Regenaissance Longhorn Shorts and let's show Big Ag what real regeneration looks like, one confident step at a time. Let's shake up the system!

Viva La Regenaissance! Let the longhorns roam free!

These shorts channel the simplicity of nature with a classic athletic cut that hits mid-thigh and a comfortable elastic waistband that moves with you. The relaxed fit keeps you as free as regenerative cattle on open pasture, while the slightly curved hem adds a feminine touch without compromising mobility.

Built regenerative-tough with our signature white horned logo that stands out like truth in a world of food system confusion. Deep side pockets (because every revolutionary needs pockets!) keep your essentials secure, while the minimalist design lets your actions speak as loud as your values.

Like maintaining healthy soil, caring for your Classic Regenaissance Shorts is beautifully simple - machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the bleach (keep it pure like your food choices) and let them age naturally, developing character like well-managed grassland.

Just like knowing your farmer, knowing your size makes all the difference. Here's how our sizes stack up:

Size Guide:

Size	Waist	Inseam
XS	24 in.	2 3/8 in.
S	26 in.	2 3/8 in.
M	28 in.	2 3/8 in.
L	30 in.	2 1/2 in.
XL	32 in.	2 1/2 in.

Here's How to Nail Your Measurements:

Waist: Wrap that measuring tape around your natural waistline - you know, where those farm-fresh eggs settle after a good breakfast.
Inseam: Measure from your inner thigh down to where you want the shorts to hit. We like ours right at mid thigh - perfect for everything from farmers' market runs to backyard chicken chasing.

Just like a regenerative farm working in harmony with nature's rhythms, we keep our shipping straightforward and efficient. Your Classic Shorts head out from our regenerative headquarters within 1-2 business days, taking about 3-5 days to reach you in the continental US.

Need to gear up faster than a bison can restore grassland? We've got expedited options at checkout.

Currently shipping within the US only - because like regenerative agriculture, we believe in doing things right, not fast.

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Need help with sizing?

If you need help finding your size, just drop us a line HERE. We'll get back to you faster than a cow says "Mooo".

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THE REGENAISSANCE DIFFERENCE

WHY CHOOSE OUR SHORTS?

Look, most shorts out there are just cheap polyester blends shipped in from China, but our Regenaissance shorts are different - we're talking American-made, 100% cotton that's literally bison-tested for durability. When you wear these cloud-soft shorts, you're not just getting insanely comfortable gear, you're supporting regenerative agriculture that's healing our land one farm at a time.

Viva La Regenaissance! - Ryan, Founder & Regenerative Pioneer

The Ranchers' Reality

A handshake with your rancher isn't just a greeting - it's a direct connection to the people healing our land through regenerative practices. When you wear this gear, you're advocating for:

Real relationships with the people raising your food
The wisdom of hands-in-the-dirt farming
Breaking free from anonymous food systems

The Farming Fallacy

That shrink-wrapped meat and packaged potatoes at the grocery store tells you nothing about who raised it or how. When you wear this tee, you're exposing: